Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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