can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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