I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
