You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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