Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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