Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Wipe that smile off your face.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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