Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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