school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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