Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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