im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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