another moral hangover. fuck.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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