Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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