If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
