Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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