There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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