Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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