We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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