You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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