come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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