I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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