normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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