pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
