She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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