she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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