i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sarcasm needs its own font
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
