so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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