dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's blow job season.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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