jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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