I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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