this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
