He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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