we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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