She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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