I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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