i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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