well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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