I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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