why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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