I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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