He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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