Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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