All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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