Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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