I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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