i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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