you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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