I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
