But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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