I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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