By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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