Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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