Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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