Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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