playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The air was thick with penises
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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