he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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